Carey has let go clocks, apparently, as well as the concept of marking her birthday. “I don’t have a birthday, no,” she said. “Anniversaries, yes.” For those of us on Mariah time, Carey has celebrated 56 anniversaries of rotating around the sun.

"Is it true you don't acknowledge the passing of time?" one interviewer asked, to which Carey confirmed, "That is true." "I just don't believe in it," she continued. "No, no, just