There's a new Commander Keen coming, but it's not much like the old Commander Keen. The new one is a mobile game focused on having you blast aliens with goofy gadgets, and - look. There are loads of ...
For those who don't know, let me tell you about the Dopefish. The Dopefish is the second-dumbest creature in the universe. Its thought patterns go "swim, swim, hungry... swim, swim, hungry..." It was ...