1. When you text emojis to older relatives with prehistoric phones and they're all like 'WOT DO THOSE SQUARES U SENT ME MEAN???' Fucksake, mum. ? 2. When you can't for the life of you remember what ...
“(Church emoji) (smiling pile of poo emoji), I can’t believe I get to see you in 24 hours,” I type to my sister with the help of the emoji keyboard. She replies with an excited, “I can’t wait! But ...